my husband is away this week and tonight we have made a phone sex date. we've done it many times before and it is always fun but he tells me i need to make it hotter and dirtier. i almost feel like writing a script to follow. why is it that guys always seem to need to hear nasty words and girls are turned on by subtle inuendos? ah well, like i said it's always fun, and i can't wait till we can talk. if you have any thoughts, let me know. maybe i'll cruise the stories for some good ideas.

Don't write a script, but a general outline of a "plot" might be a good thing to have in your head.

Steer the phone sex in the direction of your own fantasy, then it will seem more believable, more erotic.

Funny I think phone sex mirrors traditional sex. Some people are givers and some are receivers. Just relax. I'm sure he'd rather you just be you than be fake.

And if Mr. Lil reads this: *pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain*

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Well wyndhy, I'll volunteer if you want to practice first..... but i don't think you really need that huh!

ah coaster, you're so sweet and unselfish to volunteer your time. to be honest what i really want, more than anything, is the real thing. a nice, hot ruff and tumble. will someone tie me up, please?

Perhaps that's your topic for the evening... tell him how much you crave for him to get back home and tie you up... and how you love his hot ruff and tumbles... verbally relive a past experience that got you both extremely hot...

Not that I know a lot on this topic, but I heard that expressive moans are helpful to the person on the other end of the phone.

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Why not consider finding a story that's hot and steamy and tell him that you're going to read him a bedtime story... and that he should make himself comfy?

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See, I like it hot, nasty, and dirty--the talk and the sex. If I want innuendo, I'll watch primetime TV.

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I think flutelday's got a great idea....even if it's just a jumping off point....at least it gets the words in your mouth to warm up with if he really needs to hear you talking dirty.

Back when phone sex didn't require a transatlantic call for us, my guy's goal was always to drive me to the inarticulate moans stage....that's what he got off on. Enjoyed the rest, but loved just listening to me react when I was beyond speech. All men are different, but if you're not usually, well, vocal ( ), it might be fun to amp it up a bit and see how he reacts.

Enjoy it, whatever you do. It's gotta be fun.

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Maybe a little reverse target could work for both of you wyndhy. Phone sex is exercising the largest of our sex organs. Play with the result of the action instead of the action creating the result, if that makes sense.

Rather than “reading” a script, be making mental notes and pictures to your self of what’s going to happen when he DOES get home, from his reaction to your thoughts and words. ………………. Works for me.


Hell, ANYTHING works for me. LMAO

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Toss out the script and play off each other. Like GingerV said you may have to be more vocal than usual, but have fun with it!

Why is phone sex so hard? Well, as much as phones have shrunk over the past few years, they're still pretty wide

*ducks*

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just thought i would let ya'll know. phone sex is hard because about 30 seconds before you are about to have an incredible (and well deserved, because of your finess with dirty words) orgasm, and the person on the other line is starting to pant your name (telling you of your wonderful finess with said dirty words) your 3 year old wets the bed and now has to sleep in yours.
ah, the joys of motherhood.
needless to say the mood was lost even if i did feel like locking myself in the bathroom or going down to the cold basement for some privacy. we have a rain date (or rather a pee date as the case may be)

Oh damn, whndhy.....bad luck. You have to love them, don't you. Only thing that explains not giving them up for adoption.

Better luck next time....