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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia




Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.





DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!

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that woman fuckin well diserves a sainthood

I think that is an urban myth. I live in Melbourne and it has not been reported here.

Damn that was a good one! I was ready to give her the medal myself.

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good for her sounds like great punishment for them

true or not thats fuckin awsome, i do hope its true!

~nikki

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ozfuzz, you are a real party-pooper.

Next you'll tell me there is no santa caluse and the ladies are only going to have long johns under their slacks.


Can't we at least have happy thoights?

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Wow, myth or not she is my hero.

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woohoo go granny!...... sometimes i think the justice system needs a good kick in the pants, if she's real or not i've seen some that could and not even blink pulling the trigger

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The thing is my Grandma would not have used a gun. Too quick and easy, a blunt knife works better. Preferably rusty of course.

PF, sorry you are taking this so hard. Do you mean to tell me PF that no on has told you about the Urban myth of Panties. I'm sorry!

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I agree True or not Thats my kind of Granny .

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Sometimes you just wish these urban myths were true. This would have kicked ass if it was!

Completely off topic, I recently read one urban myth that is in fact true. You know the crying Indian in that commercial in the 70s? The actor in question was born Espero DeCorti, the son of Italian immigrants. His parents assumed Native American identities to get parts on Western movies.

By god she's my idol and I wanna shake her hand!
YEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

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