now that i have your attention:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/


i have NO idea how it does everything you want it to do!!!!

__________________
Some stories:

My Birthday

Squirming in the dark

You know, that thing kinda creeps me out.

__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

its really really ugly. thats for sure. tell it to lay a egg.

__________________
Some stories:

My Birthday

Squirming in the dark

I find myself strangely attracted to him....wait til Skip sees it.

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

waaaay too weird!

__________________

ok I told him to do the chicken dance twice and his dances have been different...isn't there just one chicken dance.......oh yeah and tell him to shake his booty....lol...he's definitely creapy though

__________________
:banner:

lol freaky

~nikki

__________________
Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

I wonder what it would do if I told it to insert a pound a half of sage and onion?

__________________
What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

hubby made me ask him something....er.....naughty, and he came up to the camera and shook his finger at us! LMBO!

I told him to fry his self

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Why am I suddenly ready to take my banana and run up a tree to hide?

__________________
Love...the slowest form of suicide.

lol! I bet we all asked him to do something perverted! I think I my fav thing was asking him to breakdance and to moonwalk

There must be something wrong about watching a chicken spank his own ass.

OMG!!!

<--- begins searching for a subservient monkey

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

LOL this is hilarious! I told him to fly!

__________________
-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~