04-04-2004, 11:16 AM
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Men
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain
on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and
the noose.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q . How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A . One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
around him. OR
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about
the screwing part.
Q What do you call a handcuffed man?
A . Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A . You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A . Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A . To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q. What is the difference between men and women...
A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q. How does a man keep his youth?
A. By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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04-04-2004, 01:28 PM
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Those were great, I'll have to email that to my husband. Thanks Irish. 
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04-04-2004, 01:35 PM
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LMFAO....too funny
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04-04-2004, 09:18 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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04-04-2004, 09:21 PM
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gurly gurl
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Oh man that was great!
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04-04-2004, 09:24 PM
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04-04-2004, 11:53 PM
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OMG! Too funny Irish!!!
And I'll remember to check to make sure It's loaded the NEXT time!  
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04-05-2004, 04:51 AM
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hehehehe yup to right
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