and you put them with a rooster but minus a hen.....would men still be wrong???

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

If it has a penis it has the potential <jk>

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Q: Why did the chicken corss the road?
A: Because the truck carrying it and 4,999 of it's companions overturned on the DC beltway during evening rush hour.

Yes, this did happen.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Duh

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but Skip the burning question still remains.... is the price of eggs in China worth the wear and tear on the hens ass?

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Knocks me over with a feather in the skillet of life.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

There is always time for lubricant!!!

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

trust me, the wear and tear on the ass is worth it.


Wait, what are we talking about?

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Did someone mention ass? I wonder how long it'll be before Aqua shows up... lmao

*looking at watch* 10....9....8....7....

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Chicken ass

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

We've moved from monkeys to chickens, huh?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Gotta spread the love

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.