Time Again For Another Installment Of Would You Rather!!!


You walk in to a strip club



WOULD YOU RATHER...




See your father getting a lap dance



OR



See your mother giving a lap dance?????

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" I'm not a PERV....I'm not,I'm not,I'm not!! Who the hell am I trying to kid!!! Yes I am "

I'd like to poke my eyes out with toothpicks before entering

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Both are equally disturbing...both together are worse!

Tough call!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

if it's both going on at the same time i would fall laughing

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Neither one particularly bothers me. More power to 'em!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

OMG, I can't even imagine either one!!! I think I'd rather have Lilith's toothpicks.... but in reality it's true what osuche said, more power to em. I guess I'd choose to start by seeing my dad receiving the lap dance, tho.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

id die if i saw my mom giving so im gonna go w father recieving and walk outta this thread laughin my ass off w the mental pics of it!!!!!!!!!

~nikki

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Ravage Me!

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As my father has been deceased,for many years,I'd rather just see him! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Oh....this is too funny! If my parents were alive.....I know mom would NEVER step foot in a strip club......so now I have this mental pic of dad lusting!

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Thanks a shit load TRUSTNO1.........LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I'm just YOUR loyal servant LixyChick......LMAO!!!

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" I'm not a PERV....I'm not,I'm not,I'm not!! Who the hell am I trying to kid!!! Yes I am "