Things that make you go "hmmmmmm"
>
>Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
>these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>
>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the
>next thing that comes out of it's butt."
>
>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
>to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
>Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
>
>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
>can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
>Why does your Obstetrician/Gynecologist leave the room when you get
>undressed if he is going to look up there anyway?
>
>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
>dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?
>
>If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner show had enough money to buy all that
>ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and
> >vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
>Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
>tune?
>
>Stop singing and read on . . . .
>
>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
>it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your a--?
>
>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
>but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
>
>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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Irish,

Glad to see your post. How are you feeling?

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Stop singing and read on .

D'OH caught me !!!!!!!!!!

~nikki~

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jseal---Thanks!I'll find out at tommorrows follow-up,at the Pain
Clinic.So far the stimulator,doesn't seem to be doing much good.
It's hard to tell because the pain is sporadic.(Some days-nothing,
others-alot of pain.)Some days it doesn't hurt,but it might not hurt
anyway.Others,it still hurts like Hell.I'm still bandaged anyway.I'm
getting sick of taking spongebaths & washing my hair in the sink!
Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I'll take over the spongebath responsibilities for ya Irish! I know it's hard for you to reach your..........um.........back!

TY for the smiles!

Lixy---Thanks!All help is appreciated.I have this one spot that I
keep washing.It seems to need ALOT of attention!Perhaps you
could wash it for me.I'll help you.I've had alot of practice "washing" it! Irish

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