Ok...got this in the mail today and HAD to share it. I appologize in advance to anyone offended.


Just bought a new state-of-the-art Sony car stereo the other day.
When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music.
When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music.
Some kids ran in front of my car this morning and I shouted
"Fucking Kids" ... and it played Michael Jackson

Oh that is very SAD!

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

Yikes!

OK....I'll admit it......I giggled!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Funny - in a bad sort of way.

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

*smacks Eros giggling

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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LMAO

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bad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~but funny!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

that is soooo bad but tooo damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

LMAO that is so wrong eros but i am still laughing!!!!!!
~nikki~

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

I am with you all, in very bad taste, but oh so funny...

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Susan

If only whacko Jacko could see us talking about him now...

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

OOOoooo... SO BAD!

(Good one!)

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

I got one of those new fangled auto stereos too.. When you shout out Shit Kickers it plays George Straight.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Eros,

Did you hear what they're going to do to Michael Jackson if they catch him with another 8 year old boy?


Give him his own parish.

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Eudaimonia