I was at my Dad's 60th when my grandfather said to an old friend of the family...

..."wow, you've gotten fatter since I last saw you"

How do you come back from that?

His comment!!

"...I'm old, I can get away with saying things like that"

The woman went home crying.

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Awwwww! *hugs the woman* LOL!

As to what I've heard.....

How long can this list be? Do I have to mention names or nicks? JK about that one!

One thing that comes to mind (and this is not the capper of them all....mind you)....is when I got in an accident and I actually said to a kind hearted passerby at his offer to help....."Could you please help me push my truck out of this ditch"? To which he replied........."Honey! That's the least of your problems......*points a finger under my truck*.....Your driveshaft is on the ground and the frame is bent and your spare tire is rolling down the street"!

Talk about shock and stupidity!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

In some countries it is ok to call a person "fat" Like a nick name..won't try it in Canada or the US tho...

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Susan

In some organizations it's protocol too SQ! Like the mafia....and "Fat Tony"! LOL!

*runs away before the tomatoes can fly*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

when i first started workin at jc pennys the old woman in the department over asked me if i was
"pregnant or just plain fat"
thank god i was pregnant but she didnt know that when she asked!!!!! when jeeping and i were in the shoppete a few weeks back a friend that haddnt seen us in a while asked him "he man they got u on the fat boy program yet" talk about rude! hes not gained but a few pounds either lol

~nikki~

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

" Putting a Super Walmart here won't cause any neighborhood, traffic, or environmental problems."

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

the dumbest thing i have said was while i was having sex i called out someone elses name #-o

the stupidest thing I have ever heard:

"He didn't pay child support for the 3 children he had before I got pregnant, but I thought he would with the 3 he had with me" DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What does THIS button.............."!!

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Following along the lines of Jenna's statement...." I love my children. I am gonna get off drugs and get my baby back(#5)." to which the judge asked, " can you tell us the location of your 4th child then?", " I don't know" she replied.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Said to me about a year ago, before my weight "adjustment"

"How come a chick with such a great ass has such little tits?"

I almost bit him. (I was in a position to cause GREAT damage and pain, i.e. my mouth was full)

Wanda

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

I can't help but think......... you SHOULD have!! Cheeky sod!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

"I do!!!!!"

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

By a TV comentator of a snooker match "For those of you viewing in black and white, it's the one behind the blue."

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Sign on a poultry store window....

" CHICKEN FINGERS $6.99"

person sitting next to me in the car ....

"WTF..CHICKENS DON'T HAVE FINGERS"