What's a guy to do?????

If this has ever happened to you, what do you do when it occurs?

Euphemisms for Impotence



180 degrees shy of heaven

Performing with Flacido Domingo


A few parts shy of an erector set


Sch-wing and a miss


Not rising to the level of impeachable offense


The Null Monte


Disappointing Miss Daisy


Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics


Ascension Deficit Disorder


Bouncing the Check of Love


Less-than-Magic Johnson


All Doled up with nowhere to go


Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You


Serving boneless pork


Unleavened Man-Bread

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OMG, LMAO Lil!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

If this has ever happened to you, what do you do when it occurs?

Yes, and much more too often than I would like it to happen.

I just cry about it.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

HA! These are funny.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

DOn't know that I'd use them while in the heat of the moment...I might get slapped.

Or worse.

Wait...is that incentive?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Great phrases!

I once suffered from a miscalibrated compass needle and tried viagra. It produced the intended results, but I couldn't imagine staying on it forever. Turns out, the very stressful job I had at the time was the culprit. Six months after the onset of my condition I changed jobs and "Voila!". But then again, that was before I heard of Pixies.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Take one Pixies membership.....and call me in the morning......

eh, WI?

Excellent prescription!

Those are cute Lil....but I doubt I'd use any in the heat of the moment!

*takes notes....for future reference* TeeHee!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

No problems YET.....................but if it does........................I'll start eatting more CHILI-PEEPERS. Real Cute Lil.

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Have to remember these... they're great

I have a different issue. I don;t go soft, I just never cum. I'm pron to major headaches. I have been perscribed a combo of codine and muscle relaxents. After taking that combo I can not cum for about 6 hrs. Funny how she never coplains about it. She just rides me until she has had enough.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

What???? Nothing in there about "Meatloaf"???

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

Too funny, Lil

How about, "Viagra dependent'?

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

I am sitting here very tipsy, answering these posts carefully, watching my spelling and grammar as an English Lit. professor's daughter should.
I was younger and foolish, and made a smart comment when my date wasn't able to keep his erection. I don't even remember now exactly what I said to him...
The result was terrifying. I ended up bruised, scared, and sadly wiser. After he vented his anger on me for about 5 minutes or so, he threw me out the door. I landed naked on my rear in the hotel hall, waiting for my clothes and purse to be thrown out to me, I then tried to vanish down the stairs before hotel security arrived to investigate my screams. The marks faded, but not the memory.
This was my first real world education in violence.
Now I am a much better judge of people's character, but I NEVER make smart comments to a man about his lack of size, or hardness!! EVER!!!
I make reasonable attempts using my mouth, hand, fingers, lotion, toys, and any other method I can think of to help, and then sweetly ask to be eaten at the same time. This is helpful too, and even if he doesn't get it hard enough, I cuddle, sigh, moan and have a good time, and thank him a lot. I have also learned that if I am wet enough, I can work a sort -of hard penis into me.
Leigh says I practice "defensive sex"
Truthfully, even now, when I see a "drooper" (one of my own names for one) I flinch at that memeory.
Funny... up to know only 4 other people knew about that night, and now I have shared it with all of you.

"in vino veritas"

Wanda

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

((((((((Wanda)))))))))

TY for sharing hun!

Lifes lessons are usually learned the hard way. So sorry yours had to be way too hard! Sensitivity factor duly noted!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Wanda... thank you for sharing... HUGS..