01-09-2004, 10:21 PM
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A Little of Both
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What sex?
WHAT SEX ARE THEY??
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see
right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light
a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this:
It gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it and while he doesn't always
know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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01-09-2004, 10:48 PM
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Booger Lama
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lol
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
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01-09-2004, 11:24 PM
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Registered User
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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01-10-2004, 12:27 AM
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1 of 8,213,984,035
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Very cute. 
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 PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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01-10-2004, 01:14 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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*LOL*
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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01-10-2004, 02:50 AM
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*snickers*
to true lol luvin it!
~nikki~
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01-11-2004, 01:15 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Location: Pa. USA
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Oh...that's cute!
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01-11-2004, 05:24 AM
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It wasn't me!!!
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Location: Yorkshire UK
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Hmmmmm! Never thought of myself as shoe before! lol
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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?
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01-11-2004, 05:25 AM
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It wasn't me!!!
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Location: Yorkshire UK
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In fact it makes me feel a little "Down at Heel!" 
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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?
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01-11-2004, 03:48 PM
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Jumpin' Jelly Bean
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Rinsin'!
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01-12-2004, 12:08 AM
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Working Stiff
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Rinsin? You doin dishes over there?
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