the producers of televion's "Survivor" are looking for new cast members--are they curently about to look in your area??

I have a friend who tried out for Survivor (2nd season.....or was it 3rd season?....doesn't matter) and he got all the way to the California finals and was rejected. He's pretty cool so I had high hopes for him. He's a teacher...and in his spare time (during the summer months) he hangs out on the railroad with the hobo's!

Geezzzzz......rereading that sounds ridiculous....but I swear on all I hold sacred it's true! He runs the rails and teaches history! I would have loved to have seen him on Survivor!

Though I'm not too sure we would have learned a lot about his life as an honorary hobo........he tells me bits and pieces of stories....but says they have a code of secrecy and so he has to keep some things to himself! Makes me real curious too! You know me! TeeHee!

I'd try out....but who'd keep Mr. Lixy company while I was gone?

*looks at Lil*

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Pixies version of Survivor???





Where?

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Pixies survivor?????

ROFLMAO.... just imagine those indurance challenges. Gone would be the standing on posts in the middle of the water for hours... instead... stamina would be measured by how long you can lick a womans pussy without your tongue cramping... or how long you can suck on a cock without getting dry mouth... ROFL

Instead of shooting an arrow into a target with your eyes covered.. it would be... trying to thrust into a pussy with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back...

ROFL... what a concept!!!! Bet it would have the highest ratings in history.

Now that would be good reality TV.

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Gives new meaning to the term "Luxury Challenge" huh?

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

No, here's some better rules. You have to sit in front of a pussy without doing anything to it, sort of wind you up and the temptation to do something. And the same goes for the ladies with men's dicks.

Or better rules 2: Survive on cum, and nothing else! :fly:

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
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oh boy...anyone up for tryinging to get casted for Pixies Survivor?

I think I might at least sign up to say that I have tried for the real TV show, but seriously I don't think being on the program would be that difficult...still I think they wouldn't let me on the teams. Have you noticed that none of the other members the producers picked where in special forces or the like

I love Survivor - where do I sign?

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Vullcan on th first show there was a retired Navy Seal. And yes survivor is having open casting calls in my area this week.


Now Pixie's survivor where do I sign up.:3:

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How would we run a Pixie's Survivor?

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

The unthinkable has just been thought of.

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

OK who will host the

Pixie's Survivor ????

highest bid gets to set-up and host this event

Contestants must pay their own way to and from the event

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*Pulls out pockets expecting 2 heaps of gold on each side of him within seconds - the result? Bugger all*

I guess I'm not going.

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Selected Pixie's are placed in an environment with no keyboards or computers. God forbid, they would actually have to talk to one another, and not use abbreviations to communicate. Truly, a primitive and barbaric existence.

The challenges would consist of "Orgasm Sprints", "Flashing For Woodies", and "Tongue Power-Lifting".

The winner would receive a new computer and a chat show on TechTV.

Whatcha think?

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