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Old 12-16-2003, 03:57 PM
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Jeez, what a hard one...

How does any lovely hot female here fancy some "no-strings-attached" regular sex in Surrey UK?

(aka, I need to a regular fuckmate!) Any age! Let's get a variety and see how good you give, ladies!
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Old 12-17-2003, 06:01 AM
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In case this charming appeal doesn't get you the influx of potential 'fuckmates' you're politely searching for, could I make a suggestion?

How about actually SELLING the idea to any potential ladies out there? Rather than just asking for ladies who want sex, why not tell them a little about you, so that they can decide if YOU are the person they wish to have that sex with?
Ladies tend to be more discerning when it comes to whom they have sex with, I've found.

Still, good luck and I hope you get the responses you're looking for!

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Old 12-17-2003, 09:00 AM
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What a typical South London wide boy approach - why not use a bit of charm - you are not selling bananas at the Elephant and Castle !!! - come on get real !!
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Old 12-17-2003, 09:15 AM
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If my experience of South London market stallholders is anything to go by, I'd say the bananas are going to sell first.
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Old 12-17-2003, 09:44 AM
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hey ukG2

listen to em hun u aint gonna get none of us self respecting pixie chicks w that attitude!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO

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Old 12-17-2003, 12:52 PM
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Ok, here's my statistics ("vital statistics" would be over-exaggerating!):

21 - male - short brown hair - brown eyes - medium build - 5'10" tall.
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:01 PM
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It's your attitude not altitude that I am interested in.
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:27 PM
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lol hun we mean ur attitude , what are u like , inside . not what do u look like out side we ant to know more about who u r...............
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Old 12-17-2003, 06:01 PM
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I am very caring person who loves girls to bits!

(And I wouldn't hurt a fly).
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you mean you have never got your zipper stuck or popped a button off a fly?
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Old 12-18-2003, 07:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by CasperTG
In case this charming appeal doesn't get you the influx of potential 'fuckmates' you're politely searching for, could I make a suggestion?

How about actually SELLING the idea to any potential ladies out there? Rather than just asking for ladies who want sex, why not tell them a little about you, so that they can decide if YOU are the person they wish to have that sex with?
Ladies tend to be more discerning when it comes to whom they have sex with, I've found.

Still, good luck and I hope you get the responses you're looking for!

Welcome to Pixies,
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CasperTG - I think you should know - I want to have your babies.


Well said hun. xxx
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Old 12-20-2003, 07:54 AM
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Awwwwwww Loulabelle, as far as I know I don't HAVE any babies, but if I do, sure you can have 'em!!! Teheeehee!!

Luv ya hun!
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Old 12-20-2003, 07:17 PM
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It's your attitude not altitude that I am interested in.


After a few days, I still do not understand this.
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