12-10-2003, 09:40 AM
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Count Spankula
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You know you're the parent of a toddler when...
Well, I definitely know I'm the parent of a toddler. I'm a senior manager at a pretty large company. Depending on the project I can have between 4 and 12 people working for me. In a group of about 8 people yesterday, I excused myself from a working session using the following phrase:
"I'll be right back. I have to run and go potty."
It will be years before I live this down.
Please include your own experiences here!
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12-10-2003, 09:41 AM
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<---uses "potty" all of the time. At least you didn't specify further. 
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12-10-2003, 12:25 PM
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at least you can go with out "the potty song" playing in your head. I had a preschool student with special needs who was afraid of the potty soooooooooooooooooooooo I developed "the potty song" and now I hear it everytime I go....torture  |
12-10-2003, 12:39 PM
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12-10-2003, 12:57 PM
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Lilith - I had the Potty Song from the video "Once Upon a Potty" going through my head for months straight.
Steph - It definitely has its up sides, though. 
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12-10-2003, 01:08 PM
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It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to,cry if I want to........Thank you Howie Mandel
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12-10-2003, 01:28 PM
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LMAO
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12-10-2003, 04:15 PM
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Remember the movie "Look Who's Talking"
You gotta fight...
For your right...
to potty
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12-11-2003, 04:21 AM
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you know you've got a toddler when...
... when you are meeting with some high powered executives, you talk in your best child-friendly sing song voice...
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12-11-2003, 04:35 AM
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you know you've got a toddler when...
... when someone asks for a tissue, you offer it to them, hold it to their nose and say "blow"...
Zipper xxx
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12-11-2003, 04:36 AM
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you know you've got a toddler when...
... when you try to wipe smudges off of colleague's and friend's faces with a tissue moistened with spit...
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12-11-2003, 04:37 AM
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you know you've got a toddler when...
... when getting through a meal without getting splattered by food is seen as a major accomplishment...
Zipper xxx
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12-11-2003, 09:12 AM
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Count Spankula
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Well, I tend to splatter myself with food when I eat sometimes. Maybe one day I'll get to experience that... 
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12-11-2003, 10:27 AM
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when you rock everything...grocery carts, etc. while standing in line. I still do this and my kids are teenagers! |
12-11-2003, 10:42 AM
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LMAO yall make me feel so good about doing this stuff!!!!!
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