So I just noticed not one of my vibes or dildos looks like a yummy cock. They were all gifts. I have never bought my own. Do you think Mr. Lil has a complex??? He got me a hideous looking neon pink thing with bumps for my birthday.

Do most of your vibes look like dicks...Is this just a wacky problem I have???

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or maybe he wants his to be neon or more streamlined...

oh the mind blowing theory of possibilities

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i have one thats bright blue that is shapped like a cock w little bumps, tho its larger than norm..... my other one is also shapedlike a cock but i had owned a few that wernt lol and ive luved them all hubby has bought me a few but most ive bought we go on the criteria that if it looks fun try it! we dont worry about the shape much
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I dunno Lil.. I am kinda partial to them *not* looking like dicks for some odd reason...maybe save the beauty of them for real skin ones.

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Lil,

Maybe he can't find one shaped like a yummy cock becuase it would violate obscenity laws where you are at. I know that in Texas it is illegal to own or sell dildoes that look realistic and that law was used to shut down a local porn shop not to long ago.

Maybe Mr. Lil could get a dildo mold kit and make you a nice Christmas present.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

My wife's favorite dildo was shaped like a penis...only bigger. ha ha

She prefers her silver bullet to an internal vibrator though.

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Cunning Linguist good try but not the case here. I have been to the store with him and we can order online.

I agree babybunny that their is a beauty to the real thing that can not be duplicated. I just happened to notice that my collection had not reality based ones.

Now I have another problem...do you think the store will let me return it if it doesn't fit????

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Hmm on that note...wonder if you can get fitting ass-istance while youre there.

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Well in engineering school we learned a useful technique called with enough lube anything will fit.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

You are probably correct however it makes the toy a little less practical for ummmm...how shall I put this...every day use

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~>My Scribbles<~
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I only own one~~~~and it's shaped like a dolphin!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

Now I wanna know, did it fit?

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Nope

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lil- All yours ARE like the real thing. What does Mr. Lil look like?











LOL

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Lil,

I just want to know how can a dildo not fit?

Was it too big or to small?
Maybe it was not a dildo at all?

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.