Gay Pride
It takes all kinds ! ---
> > > Subject: A cowboy walks into a bar....
> > >
> > > A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay
> bar.
> > > "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
When
> > > the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of
> > > your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
> > > want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
> > > you
> > > until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is
called
> > > Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the
> > > bar
> > > calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'." The cowboy looks
> > > dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to
> > > think it over. ! So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who
> is
> > > sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man
> > > looks
> > > back and says with a smile "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why
> > > Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
> > > keeps
> > > on tickin'!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his
> > > right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
> > > call
> > > yours?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
> > > Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> > > Even
> > > more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
> > > with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> > > exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The
> > > bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
> > > asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR
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