10-17-2003, 08:05 PM
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A Little of Both
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cake or bed?
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS.
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG,
AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM
OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO....
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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10-17-2003, 09:53 PM
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Very funny!
But I still think that you should let us guys watch the game in peace.
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10-17-2003, 10:13 PM
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The Ultimate Ride
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FOOTBALL
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10-17-2003, 10:47 PM
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YES! Let the guys watch the game for crying out loud.
Signed
Non-football fant that fixes lights 
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10-17-2003, 11:33 PM
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Working Stiff
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I'll second that FOOTBALL!!!!
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10-17-2003, 11:39 PM
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The Ultimate Ride
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BTW................I love the new avatar Eliza..........you sexy Witch !!!
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10-18-2003, 04:21 AM
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Just me.
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Funny Eliza, and I'll echo the compliment on your new AV. Very seasonal. |
10-18-2003, 12:28 PM
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A Little of Both
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Now guys...I think the man in question is the type who ONLY watches football..and nothing else... there is a difference in taking care of what needs to be done the settling in for a well deserved afternoon of relaxation watching the game. as opposed to letting things go to pot and ignoring your wife and becomming a football zombie.
lol...*kisses to you all* Now go watch your game as I'm sure all of you deserve it. Oh... And I'm glad you like the new av.
~Eliza
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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10-19-2003, 06:12 AM
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Eliza, they invented vcr's to tape games if the offer is there I am going for the taking the game can wait till later
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10-19-2003, 04:39 PM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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ROFLMFAO that was to damn cute!!!
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