Fairy Tale Humour

FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY

ONCE UPON A TIME,
in a land far away
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a beautiful, independent,
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self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat,
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contemplating ecological issues
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on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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and said: Elegant Lady,
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I was once a handsome prince,
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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
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and I will turn back
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into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and setup housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever
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feel grateful and happy doing so.
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That night,
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on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freaking think so.


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And she lived happily ever after

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ROTFLMAO. That is funny. CA, you're terrific!

LMFAO CA! Least she didn't have "seven dwarfs" trodding after her to do it all!!!!!

Too funny! When I got to the part that said......."That night"........I just knew my smile was gonna work into a full fledged laugh!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

ROTFLMAO!!! Thats too funny!!!

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

I have heard that several times... and each time... it still gives me great pleasure I have never ever compared myself to a princess.. BUT.. if I did.. I would be her. ROFL

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