THE
NEXT
SURVIVOR
SERIES


Six married men

will be dropped

on an island

with

1 car

and

4 kids

each,

for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports
and either
takes
music or
dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must
take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
etc.
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The men only have
access to television
When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them
and .







there is NO REMOTE

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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.


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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and
one marker;
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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.







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The last man wins ...

only if ...







he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

LOL~ Some days I want to be voted off

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Sent to me by my female cousin in Conn!She has two sons,an(approx)21yr. old Autistic daughter&works full-time as a school
teacher.Think she has enough to do? Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

LOL @ Lilith (Me too!)

That was a cute one Irish...

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Irish...you old softy

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

My kids are grown&we have grandchildren(4)now.When my
kids were growing up,I was home one day.I told my wife: Do
what you have to do&I will take care of the kids.It's like working
a new job.Until you have a routine down,it just seems like theres
not enough hours in the day!Men:Try it sometime.It will change
your whole outlook! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

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Name of the show could be...A tired eye for the straight guy. heh heh heh I think this is one show I would watch.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller