No hand & want to masturbate ?
check
HERE

__________________
Garchi

Now that's a handy tool

Send me the $$ and just use the other hand and pretend it's me

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

hahaha

__________________
In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

Thank heavens...Now I can go back to juggling chainsaws!

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Garchi,

Wait a week; they'll release the web-enabled version...

"FuckU FuckMe"

__________________
Eudaimonia

__________________

Thanks a lot Garchi.

I think my typing will improve.

__________________

I was just saying....the other day....."They can put a man on the moon, but can the handless masturbate"?

So......what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs.....in a swimming pool?































Bob!

*running outta the thread*

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

LixyChick,

The ADA police are gonna arrest you for politically incorrect jokes like that.

__________________
Eudaimonia

LOL they say need idsthe mother of invention!

__________________
just remember love possesses nothing
nor would it ever be possessed
love is love sufficient unto love
and you can figure out the rest
--Jason Mraz

The American Dental Association? They can be so sensitive! Geezzzzzzz!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

LOL @ Lixy & jseal!!!!

Why did Mr. Potato Head pop into my mind when I saw that contraption?????

__________________
A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Because he can "lend" a hand?

__________________
Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

LMAO@Lixy and Babybunny.

Hmmm. Could let me type with both hands.

I'm gonna turn over for my spankin as soon as I am done typing this one............





What would you name a man rolling around in a pile of leaves....who has no arms and no legs?????











































Well........Russle, of course! Duh!

































*Spins around and bends over*

































*and giggles and tears outta the thread again.....before the spankins commence!*

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~