
09-19-2003, 04:46 PM
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Scottish Angel
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The Whys Of Men!!!!!!
The Whys of Men.
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
And if you believe any of that you must be a member of the (un)fair sex!
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09-19-2003, 04:51 PM
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Just me.
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LMAO CA. If I do say so myself. 
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09-19-2003, 07:19 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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09-19-2003, 07:37 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Thanks so much CA!!!
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09-19-2003, 08:09 PM
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Very good  ................. and too true.  lol
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09-20-2003, 12:18 AM
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Banned
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I love them - although I wouldn't put it past some men to hump your leg at a party!
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09-20-2003, 01:42 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Rochester N.H.
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CA---Some of those are wrong or should be written a different way!#2:Most MEN can't blink because ALL of the extra skin,is taken up by their hard-on!
#5:You mean your NOT supposed to hump womens legs?
#7:Should be-How many women,does it take to put a toilet seat,
back up?
If women want equal rights,then the gate should swing both ways! Irish
P.S.If women are supposed to be the weaker sex,you should know some of the biker "Old Ladies"that I know!
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09-20-2003, 11:57 PM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally posted by Steph
I love them - although I wouldn't put it past some men to hump your leg at a party!
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True... True...
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09-21-2003, 01:42 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
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Soooooooooooooo.................you can't teach an old vibrator new tricks?
*runs outta the thread*
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