Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable Programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to
no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate



Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating System. Try to enter the command: "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, though, that overuse of the

above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8

Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

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And when hot food 3.0 and lingerie 7.7 doesn't work am I just shit out of luck?

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LOL

Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that was funny, saw something like that before

Cowgirltease when those two fail try Strip Tease 6.3

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!That's just a temporary patch!!!!!! It doesn't FIX the damn program!!!!!!!

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