UP A THOUSAND IN LESS THAN A MONTH!

Can you believe it?

IAKG PASSES 16,000 POSTS!

And it was 8/26 when she passed the 15,000 mark.

Now that's streaking!



(So, what were you expecting?

SURE not a crummy post count.













(but I have a good memory.)

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Did someone mention the "YMCA?"






LMAO. You all are *too* funny.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

If we all get together maybe we can convince her to streak for real for us. If we all say please.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

I streak when I don't get all the glass cleaner off my coffee table properly.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Not QUITE what we had in mind sweeite!! But, like Pantyfanatic, I have a GOOD memory!!!

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

<~~~~~ runs through this thread naked

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Woohoo!


<--------is glad for the company

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

THE STREAK
Hello everyone
This is your action news reporter
With all the news
That is news across the nation
On the scene at the supermarket.
There seems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir
Did you see what happened?

Yeah I did
I's standin' overe there by the tomaters
And here he come
Running through the pole beans
Through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird
And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said,
"Don't look, Ethel!"
But it's too late
She'd already been incensed

Here he comes
Look at that, look at that
There he goes
Look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh yes they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

This is your action news reporter
Once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me, sir
Did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
I's just in here gettin my car checked
He just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothin' on but a smile.
I looked in there
And Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink.
I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late.
She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

He ain't crude
Look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd
Look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

Once again your action news reporter
In the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance
At the basketball playoff
Pardon me, sir
Did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did
Half time, I's just goin' down thar
To get Ethel a snow cone.
And here he come
Right out of the cheap seats
Dribbling
Right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothing but his Keds
Made a hook shot and
Got out through the concessions stand
I hollered up at Ethel,
I said "Don't look, Ethel!"
But it was too late
She'd already got a free shot
Grandstandin'
Right there in front of the home team

Oh yes, they call him the Streak
Here he comes again
Look at that, look at that
Who's that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet
Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
Look at that, look at that
What do you think you're doin'?
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
You git yourclothes on!
He's gonna give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Ethel! Where you goin'?
Look at that, look at that
Ethel, you shameless hussy!
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
Say it isn't so, Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!

"The Streak" Ray Stevens

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Somehow Ray Stevens and the Village People mentioned in the same thread............................ lmao!!!

Congrats IAKG!!!!!

**whips my clothes off and joins IAKG and Lillith running thru the thread**

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Thanks, Cheyanne! What else could you ask for?

And, Scarecrow, I knew it wouldn't be long until *someone* posted that.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

God where else can you get IAKG, Lilith and Cheyanne streak in one place. Wooohoooo!

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

<----is not sure she ever said she'd streak.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author