If you put a 'message in a bottle' and threw it away....


.....what would it say?

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Help...I'm being held prisoner"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Send money!

No Deposit - non-returnable
Don't Ya just wish you'd left it in the bottle?
LOL

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Uh oh....NOW you've done it.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

There was a man from Peru...Who fell asleep in a canoe...While dreaming of Venus and stroking his penis...he woke up with a hand full of goo......

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

"For a good time call...###-#### and ask for PantyFanatic"






Ohh Btw....PF...what's your phone number??? I need it!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Hire me!

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Hey, I've been stuck inside this bottle for years, it's about time you opened the thing. What the fuck are you lookin' at?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I'm very old and have an old phome number. It's CHerry I-812

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"I don't know where I am, but would you come get me?"

Please return to owner

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If you love completely, find humor in most things, and are in search of a friend... return this to me...

If not... cork it.. and throw it back in...