Wouldn't life be so much more fun with a play-by-play announcer and color commentary?

Like trying to get some at a bar...

"Oooh...and there he goes down in flames again! Man, that was a tough slap in the face, Brian!"

"Sure thing Jim. That kinda thing has got to be a big blow to the ego."

"But wait, Brian...he seems to have spotted the blonde in the short leather skirt at the bar. Does he have a chance with this one?"

"Well, the stats aren't looking in his favor, being 0-12 on blondes this week. However, this blonde happens to have a strong track record of one night stands, so we'll see how this one will pan out, Jim."


Please...come up with more ideas for this. It could be fun!

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This above all, to thine own self be true...

Oh I want one in the bedroom

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
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What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

"Uh oh Jim...Looks like Lil has the silk scarfs out again. You know what that means."

"Sure do Brian. She's in a spanking mood tonight. But will she be giving or recieving the spanking?"

"Well Jim, she's gotten spanked 4 out of the past 5 nights when using the silk scarfs, but we might be seeing a change as she start to move towards the headboard"

"Yes! Yes, she's tying him down! Score another one for Lilith!"

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This above all, to thine own self be true...

<~~~~ would do that victory dance in the endzone but I prefer to look like I have been there before

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas