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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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doot doot doot doot doot dooot (Twilight Zone Theme playing in my head.) Ach! My God, I answered YES!!! to all of the questions. Those little green bastards have really got me.By the balls,I might add.Must be that night I walked home and took a short cut through the swamp,Whats that? Master? OH no I wasn't saying anything to anyone about you.I was just visiting pixies.Yea we were talking about SEX Yea thats it.I swear I never mentioned that night....ACCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Cough cough NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

I don't know what she's talking about, but if they're giving away free stickers... I'm there!

Hey, a paranoid guy would think this might be a trap set by aliens!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Oh my God! Frequent nosebleeds? LOL

Bumping it into the pelvis does that too Steph.

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Xpotz, that is what it was!!!!! Little men with pointy ears, beady eyes and wrinkled skin!!!

LMAO

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

LMAO!!! The God almighty healer strikes again.......
Never ceases to amaze me the ways people come up with to make a buck!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

I wonder how an alien reading that would answer the questions?

"What's a nose?"

"I didn't say, 'Take me to your leader,' I said, 'I'd sure like a beer.'"

"For those of you who watched 'War of the Worlds,' we regret to inform you ... we've NOW been vacinated."