Before I say goodnight to you wonderful friends, I want to leave you with a small scene from a show...

Let´s watch them and see what happens.

[OPENING curtains]

"THE TEDDY BEAR DATE"

[ Marsha opens the door to her apartment and shows David in ]

Marsha: I don't usually bring guys home on a first date.. but this is my place. What do you think of it?

David: [ looks around ] A little dark.

Marsha: [ turns light on ] Well?

David: It's very, uh.. wicker.

Marsha: Oh, I have a lot of plants, too, you know? You have to go home now.

David: [ makes his exit ] Good night, Marsha.. it was very interesting, uh..

Marsha: Oh, aren't you going to kiss me goodnight? [ he kisses her ] Oh, that was good. It wasn't wet. I hate wet ones!

David: Yeah.. look, I'll call you, okay?

Marsha: Ooh! [ runs to closet ] This is my closet! [ pulls out negligee and holds it against her, catching David's interest ] What are you staring at?

David: Uh.. nothing..

Marsha: [ runs to her bed and sits ] And this is my bed.. ] pats the space to her, signalling him to sit ]

David: [ closes door, removes jacket, and sits ] I had a good time tonight.

Marsha: Oh, I had a good time, too!

David: Good.

Marsha: Yeah. The movie was good.

David: Good.

Marsha: Do you want to sleep with me?

David: Yes! [ she slaps him ] I think I'll be going home now, Marsha..

Marsha: [ picks up her teddy bear and talks in teddy bear voice ] Ooh, say good night to Snookie!

David: Snookie?

Marsha: Ooh, did you miss Mommy while she was bye-bye, Snookie?

David: Uh.. Marsha.. uh..?

Marsha: Oh, Snookie, don't be shy. David is very nice. He's not like that dumb, stupid old Michael McCarthy?

David: Who's Michael McCarthy?

Marsha: Oh, he's this guy I was sleeping with.

David: Sleeping with?

Marsha: Yeah. But I dumped him because Snookie didn't like him, right, Snookie?

David: Snookie didn't like him?

Marsha: Mmm-hmm.. Snookie didn't like him at all. Snookie, say hello to David..

David: [ in teddy bear voice of his own ] What didn't Snookie like about him?

Marsha: Say hello to David!

David: Hello, Snookie!

Marsha: Snookie wants you to shake her paw!

David: [ laughing ] Alright, this has gone far enough, Marsha..

Marsha: Come on! Come on, Snookie wants you to shake her paw!

David: Okay.. [ grabs Snookie's paw ] Hello, Snookie. How you doing? Nice to meet you. Terrible weather we've been having lately, huh? So, do you think Begin should resign, or wait a vote of no confidence from the canessa?

Marsha: [ pulls Snookie away ] Snookie thinks you're being insincere.

David: Me?

Marsha: Yeah! Snookie thinks you're talking down to her!

David: I am!

Marsha: Ohhh.. Snookie's crying real tears now. See..?

David: Life is short, Marsha! I'll be going now! [ gets up and grabs his coat ]

Marsha: Well, that's too bad. 'Cause Snookie thought I should slepe with you.

David: [ drops coat, sits next to Marsha again ] Do you think Snookie could ever forgive David?

Marsha: If you kiss Snookie!

David: Do you really think that's necessary?

Marsha: Yes, I do..

David: Okay.. [ kisses Snookie ]

Marsha: No, come on! Kiss him some more! Come on, right on his nose! [ David obeys ] Now, blow in his ear!

David: No..

Marsha: Blow in his ear! [ he blows ] Now, tell her you're sorry.

David: David was a very bad boy, and he's sorry! Can Snookie ever forgive David?

Marsha: Yes! Snookie forgives David.. but I don't, and I'll never, ever sleep with you!

David: [ grabs Snookie's neck ] How would you like to see Snookie go into permanent hibernation, huh?!

Marsha: [ grabs Snookie back ] Stop it! Stop it! you're hurting Snookie! You're hurting her! Ohhh.. she's very sensitive, and she has no friends..

David: [ takes off his sock, puts it on his hand ] Hello, Snookie! This is Sammy the Sock, and he wants to play with you!

Marsha: Mmm.. what kind of game does Sammy the Sock want to play?

David: Uh..it's a little game called "One Size Fits All.

Marsha: Ooh! Clap your hands, Snookie! [ Sammy the Sock reaches back to unzip Marsha's dress ] Ooohhh.. Snookie, what was that sound?

David: Zipity-doo-dah, zipity-ay!

Together: My oh my, what a wonderful day!

David: [ howls ] Uh-oh! Snookie, it's Mr. Wolf! Quick! Let's hide under the covers!

Marsha: Come on, Snookie!

[ both singing "Zipity-Doo-Dah, David and Marsha hide under the bed's covers; David tosses the sock and teddy bear aside and finally gets down to business ]

[ fade out ]
[Curtain CLOSES]

Goodnight Pixies

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Watch all the words that drips
If you not care
Don’t even dare
To say what I am
Without dismiss the picture of me from the canvas

LOL... sounds like a SNL sketch....

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Kinda sweet, no?

Kinda disturbing too...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Did the sock and the bear "do it". Geezzzzzz, I hate endings that don't tell all!

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