Sue me! I'm in a quiz-taking mood and these quizzes keep popping up!

What's your stripper name?

Your Stripper Name is Candy Delight!
You are always the feature dancer at the best clubs.
Your customers pay big money to see you, even if it means starving six days of the week.
For you, stripping is an art form, and you are a grande artiste.
Very classy and never trashy - you won't stoop to doing anything sleazy.
You are constantly posing in magazines and winning Miss Nude contests.
In StripperLand, you are the ultimate queen.
Other strippers may be jealous by all the attention you get, but you walk away with the most money!

Your Stripper Name is Candy Delight!
You are always the feature dancer at the best clubs.
Your customers pay big money to see you, even if it means starving six days of the week.
For you, stripping is an art form, and you are a grande artiste.
Very classy and never trashy - you won't stoop to doing anything sleazy.
You are constantly posing in magazines and winning Miss Nude contests.
In StripperLand, you are the ultimate queen.
Other strippers may be jealous by all the attention you get, but you walk away with the most money!

If oyu're going to do something, do it well..

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Your Stripper Name is Elly Mae!
You're a small town girl who's the big star at your local strip club.
Sure you may not be a Scores girl in NYC, but you're by far the hottest chick in town.
And that means, eventually, that you'll probably snag the richest guy in town - Anna Nicole style.
You'll give a lap dance or two if it means an extra twenty dollar bill at the end of the night...
But you're shocked by what some strippers will do to make some extra cash.
You are a friendly girl and don't mind pleasing customers - as long as you can still look your grandmother in the eye.


How did they know??

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Another Candy Delight here...

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You did what you knew how to do. And when you knew better, you did better
~Maya Angelou

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Candy Delight WOO HOO!
Steph and Osuche .....hehe...... I figured you two would be!!!! LOL

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

hehehe OK so maybe not a quiz I shoulda taken but.......
Candy Delight !!!!

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

<------also Candy Delight

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Your Stripper Name is Elly Mae!


You're a small town girl who's the big star at your local strip club.
Sure you may not be a Scores girl in NYC, but you're by far the hottest chick in town.
And that means, eventually, that you'll probably snag the richest guy in town - Anna Nicole style.
You'll give a lap dance or two if it means an extra twenty dollar bill at the end of the night...
But you're shocked by what some strippers will do to make some extra cash.
You are a friendly girl and don't mind pleasing customers - as long as you can still look your grandmother in the eye.

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

2. What kind of outfit would you strip out of?

Shirt, miniskirt, knee boots
Schoolgirl outfit
A glittery outfit that has class
Pleather tank top and shorts
A tight dress that wouldn't leave much to the imagination
American flag bikini

Where is that CK when I need him to do a survey for me?!? hehe


Your Stripper Name is Tiffany!
You're a wild stripper... in fact, too wild for most clubs.
When you're not at the raunchiest strip club in town, you take your act to private parties.
You strip and do all sorts of crazy tricks at bachelor parties, driving the guys wild.
Games, lesbian shows, and even a little handjob action are all a part of your routine.
You just want to have fun - and get paid to do it.
Chances are you'll outgrow this stripper thing eventually, or become a hardcore porn star!

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

All these Candy Delight gals is making me sing 'I want Candy!' hehe

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

Your Stripper Name is Skylar Jade!
You're an experienced stripper at a typical club, with the stage name to prove it.
You haven't yet made it to the top end clubs in the big city...
But you certainly don't have to wipe down the mirror after you dance! You're seasoned at pole tricks and could win a gold medal - if pole dancing were an Olympic sport.
You love doing private dances for customers - as long as there's no touching and big tipping!
You've got the future of a $2000 a night feature dancer, Jenna Jameson style!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

I'm in good company

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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kind of with fussy on this one but took the test anyways

Your Stripper Name is Skylar Jade!
You're an experienced stripper at a typical club, with the stage name to prove it.
You haven't yet made it to the top end clubs in the big city...
But you certainly don't have to wipe down the mirror after you dance! You're seasoned at pole tricks and could win a gold medal - if pole dancing were an Olympic sport.
You love doing private dances for customers - as long as there's no touching and big tipping!
You've got the future of a $2000 a night feature dancer, Jenna Jameson style!

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell