Today, after a much thought and consternation, I decided to not do a damn thing. So I plopped my lazy backside into the chair at my computer desk, and started surfing. I made it a goal to see the entire internet by bedtime. A noble undertaking, to be sure. I soon found it an expedition fraught with danger. I also learned that the internet is damn big in its scope, so I may not have seen the whole thing. But I digress. I mostly found that the internet, is by and large, literally brimming with stupid shit! Now I know that there is plenty of good out there in cyber-land (Pixies being a shining example of all that is good, by the way), but I wanted to take a moment to showcase some of the ignorance that I encountered along my way.....

Skin care secret of the porn industry from EBay
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...0&category=1469

Now, I could be wrong, but I'm thinking its a sponge wrapped in a wash cloth! But none the less, here's what they have to say about it....

"It turns out the Porn industry has taken a shine to my Amazing Cloth to eradicate body acne and embarrasing pimples in places where some people don't even have places." ~ Didn't you always wonder how Jenna Jameson kept her nether regions pimple free?!?

"next time you see an adult film star looking good ALL OVER, I want you to think,Thank you.Stan !!!" ~ Yep, that's what I'll be thinking all right!

"This is a dermalogical grade Micro Fiber Miracle Cloth that works like sandpaper on your face" ~ Is there a dermatologist in the house...I don't think sandpapering your face is a good idea...I want a second opinion!

"Billy Bass" listed for sale on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...0693609-7579864

Please note that not only were they sold out, but that people had rated its educational value at 2 out of 5 stars. 95 people actually thought this thing had at least some educational value!!!!!

darogle, are you my b/f in disguise? He had big plans to do housework today but I have a feeling he was on eBay, too!

Perhaps I am, Steph....perhaps I am....

And after thousands and thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery we could be just like these two idiots....

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Barbie.html

Now that I've got the ball rolling a bit...what are some of the more bizarre, stupid and funny sites you have stumbled across?

Ok, now granted I just didn't surf upon these next two sites. And forgive me for them being so technical. But since they are on the internet...here they are:

http://www.revisor.leg.state.mn.us/stats/609/34.html

This basically says if you aren't married you can't have sex in Minnesota!


http://www.revisor.leg.state.mn.us/stats/609/34.html

This is a law making adultery illegal in Minnesota.....but only if the woman is married! In other words, a married man can have sex with an unmarried woman and it's not adultery!

oops! posted the wrong link for the adultery law above...here ya go...

http://www.revisor.leg.state.mn.us/stats/609/36.html

It's a good damn thing I don't live in Minnesota!!!!

That towel boy has lots of negative feedback

Many of you have seen this because well. hell, it's my fave place on the net......It's Peter Pan's home page http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

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I remember seeing Peter Pan on that Canadian show!

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/CA_PixyTV.html

If you really want to see the "Best" the Net has to offer,
check this place out... http://www.zfilter.com/

Your IQ will skyrocket into the stratosphere after acumulating all this valuable knowledge.

BTW - I hope you haven´t missed seeing the Internet´s FIRST ever Page... http://members.ams.chello.nl/jvane/welcome.htm

Have fun

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I've been trying to figure out what this mess is beside my chair, then i realized my brain had exploded lmao.

I will have to stop looking at threads like this

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Life? O that thing again!

"I now leave you to your moosey fate"

Are we there yet?

***Nods my head at everyone......... slowly backs out of the room***

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I need more stupid peeps on the net. Anyone have any favorite crazies????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas