Just got this as an e-mail and thought you all might enjoy it ...

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The Cowboy

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we al left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church in Sweetwater and I had to quit drinking........

Hasn't affected my brothers though.

*groan.......* oh DB thats bad.

But sooo funny -- thanks -- lol.

mmmmmmmmmmm does anyone else get turned one when they hear Teddy Bear groan like that ? hehehe or is it just me??

Funny one DB !

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just for Fussy - - *groan...................*

whew, that was nicccccceee! mmmmmmm

You do have a nice groan Teddy Bear.

And to think all this time I thought bears growled.

Wish I'd known groans where better.... and much more fun!

Thanks DB - *groan..........* (was good for me )

woo hoo thank you Teddy

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

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I would groan at that too DB, but I dont want to risk turning Fussy on.

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

shush, I wasnt broadcasting how much I wanted your naked bear self...

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

LOL DB speakin' of cowboys.... Ya heard about the cowboy who was out for a nice ride in the ocuntry when he was robbed of everything he had. They even took all his clothes and left him tied around a log. He'd been hanging upside down for quite awhile when all at once he heard a rider coming up fast. Thank Goodness he thought, help at last. When he managed to look up he saw the Lone Ranger getting down off his trusty steed."Oh My God am I glad to see You. These men robbed me and left me this way. Please untie me and let me go." He lost sight of his hero as he was approaching. The joy of being rescued made him smile... that is untill he felt a hand on his hip and heard a zipper. "Hey, You're not gonna let me go?" The Lone Ranger looked around at him and said "Fella, looks like today just isn't your day!"

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ROTFLMAO, dicksbro and BigBear57, those are really good!

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