It's alleged taht a "dog bites man" sotry is not news, but they seem to have made and exception.
URL:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...atia_dogbite_dc

Text:

Dog Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance
1 hour, 49 minutes ago

ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.

The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.

The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

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LOL.... serves him right!!!

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Dayummmmmmm Right.........he got what he deserved. lol
Now the whole world can laugh at his Dumb Ass!

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I've always said a guy would stick that thang almost ANWHERE!

I actually read a story a while back where a guy was busted by police for "fucking" a chain link fence, while out on an early morning jog. Seems he "got stuck" in the link and before his erection could go down......up drove the police! WTF posesses a man to do this? "Mmmmmm! That fence is looking sexier every day I pass it! I think she's flirting with me! I gotta get me some of that"!

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LOL! OMG is that funny! Well and pretty damn stupid too.