So here you are ladies a poll for you (or some guys..I know who you are)

The Scene...a naked guy in front of you and you know he needs your mouth, But a problem...you are chewing gum and you cannot get up to get rid of it...


Whatever would you do and why????

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

You forgot "swallow it," skip...something I like to do.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

think of the semen coated gum in your stomach for 10 years

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

YUMMMMMM.



(LMAO)

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I personally would put it on the head board or something like that. Cant bring myself to swallow gum.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Hey now!!! These are not listed options!!! LMAO

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I voted ass...only because of the assphobia floating around lately...But I prob would swollow it. :P

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Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

Assphobia?! What assphobia!? There is no assphobia dammit!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

That is when you are scared to live outside the ass

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I was thinking it was more like assophillia

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I was frustrated to find "spit it on the carpet, let the vacumn deal with it" wasn't on the list.

*pushes aside R&D notes on pussy juice mouthwash and begins to work on sperm flavored chewing gum*

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Sorry, I have to go with swallowing it, just like I'd be swallowing something else shortly thereafter.

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Communication is the key.

I'd swallow, too.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

#3 might not be a good idea if it's bubble gum the safety valve might end up blowin up in your face.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell