Okay...due to some evil thoughts I was having while posting to the million thread about a certain nubian Pixie, and having to say 10,000 some odd hail marys..... I was thinking..

What would Pixie hell be like? I said I thought it would probably be having to view pics of all the sexy Pixie ladies n gentlemen revolving in a slide show ... but our hands super glued to our heads.... talk about torture....

What would hell be for you?

~Eliza

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

For me, it would be having all dream pixie ladies agreeing to indulge my innermost and most raunchy fantasies at a stated date, time and place and me not making it because I got stuck in a traffic jam.

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Nubian

about the same feeling I had when I originally heard that Pixies was going away (thank goodness it is not!)... just over and over and over....

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

I once was told by and evil queen Diva that will remain nameless, that I was going to hell and have the opposite of everything that all the good Pixies would get. I told her Diva that I didn’t believe in that stuff. She Diva said that she Diva could show me what it would be for me in the hereafter. She Diva cast her Diva panties,… I mean spell, over me and as the mist cleared I saw a vision of myself sitting naked, next to a keg of beer and Steph doing a strip dance in front of me:lust:. Behind her was this gulf of flame and smoke and on the other side sat the naked Scotzoidman next to a keg of beer and Lixy:lust: was doing a strip dance for him.

I laughed and told her Diva that I could handle that as I had not the OPPOSITE, but the SAME things that they had in Pixie Heaven. She Diva said “Not quite! If you look closely you’ll see that his keg DOESN’T have a hole in the bottom and that Lixy DOES”

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ROFL... as long as Pixie hell has those that I have come to adore here... all will be fine

All good Pixie lads and lasses go to Perven. Like heaven but better,Welcomming us at the Pearly Gates is: Please continue......

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

with a whip in one hand, dildo in the other.

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2 words



empty dungeon

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Kim .................. she did it before.

















... and WITH the hole.

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Getting together with all the pixies ladies only to find they had all turned puritan on me

You knew better than to mess with me!

Sitting on a chair with all the Pixie ladies slowly passing in front of me with a big sign saying, "PICK ANY ONE." But each time I pick one, I get a "TEMPORARILY NOT IN SERVICE" message.

ARRRG!



(That's not at all funny. I think I'll go ahead and play my "GET OUT OF HELL, FREE" card. )

Trying not to seem dumb here............but um............is this a good thing for me and Scotz? LOL!

*making a mad dash for the door*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Going into the games, replying to a thread...then, when the screen is refreshed, having my post disappear, repeatedly, thread by thread.

Wait! That happened Friday in the switch-over.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author