07-23-2003, 06:29 AM
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Since I have settled on an AV
Well not exactly one, but have decided to go with a group of blow up doll pics I have found...thought I better give the suggestions..
List of Things to Do With a Blow Up Doll
1. Hold your beer in one of the many "love orifices"
2. Ride on your motorcycle with the doll on the back.
3. Access the car-pool lane on the local freeway.
4. Lay it on the train tracks, Wait for excitement to happen
5. Send to a friend, see if they mention it or if they suddenly start spending evenings with a mysterious new "friend".
6. Put Baby Ruth Candy Bar in Rear "Love Orifice" Leave in the sun.
7. Dare friends to eat baby ruth.
8. Fill with Helium, carry around attached to a string.
9. Bring Helium filled doll to post office. Tell clerk you want to ship it to Japan and that they owe you money.
10. Makes a good scarecrow.
Have an idea to add?
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07-23-2003, 10:17 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Hey I got a good one how about put your dick into it?? yeah and then twirl it like a pinwheel and then jump off of a roof and see if it acts like a propeller ...start with a small roof...or how about fill it with Elmers' Wood Glue and tape it to your closest NFL teams training sled and watch the fun ensue!
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07-23-2003, 10:24 AM
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South, you are a sick puppy..or potatoe...your choice 
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07-23-2003, 11:23 AM
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07-23-2003, 11:45 AM
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The kind you straddle?
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07-23-2003, 11:55 AM
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-good pillow in the bath
-bring her as your guest to weddings so you can get an extra meal
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07-23-2003, 11:58 AM
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Always hate leaning back in the tub and my ear falls into her "like real" plastic vaginal pathway...
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07-23-2003, 12:16 PM
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I personally want to see a pic of you riding a motorcycle with her!!!!! LOL
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07-23-2003, 12:21 PM
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take it too a hospital and sneak it on a bed and ask a doctor to examine her
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07-23-2003, 12:39 PM
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Just want to enjoy life!
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stick up in your yard, just to watch the traffic as they go by
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07-23-2003, 12:50 PM
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match a female one with a male one and set them in a park, having sex
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07-23-2003, 12:58 PM
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Has anyone ever scene Texas Dildo Masquerade???
They had that Mindboxer...all over graves.
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07-23-2003, 02:55 PM
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I liked the Planet of the Apes av you had up a few days ago...pretty funny!
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07-23-2003, 04:39 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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#10 huh
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07-23-2003, 06:06 PM
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A date for you bud
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