
07-21-2003, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,552
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funny
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to
tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring she
should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in
its ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use
this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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