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rotflmao~ I better not move to Italy

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Buy the nieghbor a case of ear plugs and tell him it is only because he is jelous!
My GOD man it is only nature taking its course, a little more often then some

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
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I can just see the TV commentator describe the story as "Couple ordered to love more quietly ... pictures at 11".

Actually, the couple might have been okay if she'd just thought to yell, "Mamma Mia, that's spicey meat n balls!"

ROFL Dicksbro

My second year in the dorms there were actually rules about this since I ended up on an all-girl floor...lots of people ended up doing things back at their guy's rooms because of it.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Speaking of Dorms, there was a story (probably an Urban Myth) at Cary Quadrangle, the largest all-mens dorm at Purdue (and formerly one of the largest all-mens dorms in the nation, but this was before the recent renovations...).
Purdue, being a bit conservative, always had "guest hours" of something like 12 pm during the week, and 2 pm on weekends, and I seem to remember that these were the same in the 'co-ed' dorms, as well as the single sex dorms. Grad houses, Married Student Housing, and Hilltop Apartments had no such restrictions, but I digress.
Anyway, the story is told of a woman who'd stayed over at Cary with her boyfriend, and they had such REALLY loud sex that the RA (resident assistant, though Purdue has another name for them, RA is more commonly used in the States) AND Campus Police showed up and escorted the woman out of the dorm, where she was met by men lining the hallway, giving her an ovation as she left.

took them 4 years to complain about it ? roflmao

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one..Bruce Lee
A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)

Four years? I wonder what would have happened if the complaining neighbor's TV had gone on the blink sooner???

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I love to insert it...and then let it soak.

What time do we tee off???

*Laughing, and suddenly glad she doesent live in Itali*

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