As I sit here drinking an Iced Coffee from the carton I was struck by the words "Push flaps right back - open"

That always made me chuckle as a kid because of the sexual connotations you can draw to it. Anyone else seen something that made them think of sex because of the way it was written?

Putting my mouth to the flaps right now.

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

loads of things that i see make me think of sex. But then thats just possibly me!

Well, let's hear about then. *S*

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

HHMM my guy likes to golf...and always is talking about the game, the clubs...whenever he talks about the "shaft" of his clubs I can't stop giggling.

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"Yes I did go to him,
but completely against my will,
and yes he did things to me,
things of which I dream of still,"

-Cowboy Junkies "Black-eyed Man"

That's the spirit. *LOL*

Any more?

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Hole in one (staying with the golf idea).

I also used to chuckle with "Things go better with Coke" after I heard a joke about a Pepsi salesman talking to a cannibal. Hee hee. There I go again.

Snooker, now do I pot the pink or the brown?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

"put it in the hole"!!!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Perfect example....in the car with the kids...pull in drive thru at Dairy Queen...we get ice cream cones...

I look in the review mirror and tell my daughter, "Lick it baby, it is dripping on your hand" Then I wonder to myself...Am i teaching her for later in life?

I know I am sick. Bare with me.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Go Tex!!

DQ symbolism. I love it!!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Oohh I love double entendres. It used to be a favorite pastime of mine to find dirty double meaning in everyday phrases or conversations. Visual ones are great too. I always get a kick out of any cook dusting his or her rolling pin with flour. To me it always suggested something very naughty... Especially the up and down and swirly motions made in order to get the entire surface covered.

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~I'm finally getting laid!~

i had a high school teacher who would always ask "How did you make out?" after an assignment. I always thought this was funny, nobody else ever seemed to though.


BORU

-saw a sign the other day that said "caution! open man-hole"
-saw a sign on a church bulletin board that said "kneel and give thanks!"
-I knew a girl in school named "Anita Dyke"

I'm reminded of the brand name/slogan game and meanings taken out of context.

"Snickers really satisfies"
"melts in your mouth, not in your hand"
"good to the last drop"

etc.