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Brothel Offers Free Sex to Returning Troops
The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.
Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.
"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."
The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.
Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.
"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?"
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06-05-2003, 06:42 AM
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I applaud the efforts of the...um...adult entertainment industry to re-assimilate the troops back into the culture.
Make love not war!
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06-05-2003, 07:35 AM
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"Make love not war" ?? but Christine my tongue wants to declare war all over your naked (possibly chocolate covered) body  mmmmmmmmmm chocolate... mmmmmmmmmm naked Christine.
I really need a drool cover for my keyboard  
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06-05-2003, 07:40 AM
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You just had to say the c-word didn't you! I guess that's what I get for trying to stay on topic.
Bring on the chocolate!!!!!
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06-05-2003, 07:41 AM
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Is there a Dairy Queen nearby? Wow, "sex and a sundae ... two trips." 
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06-05-2003, 07:49 AM
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WOO HOO excuse me while I warm up my tongue :P
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06-05-2003, 08:01 AM
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I saw a documentary on the Bunny Ranch last winter on HBO, those ladies dont hold a candle to the lovely women here at pixies...
...just cause its on sale doesnt mean you have to buy it.
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06-05-2003, 08:04 AM
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Excellent point Skip !
Christine I just realised you said "Topic" you really do have chocolate on the brain don't you ?!.....Well it's spent enough time on your brain let's get it covering your gorgeous body !  
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06-05-2003, 12:23 PM
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I'm willing to do my duty of make love not war. 
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06-05-2003, 01:09 PM
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Hmmmmmm......shoulda guessed.
I turn my back for FIVE minutes and Fussy's started a thread about a brothel and has Christine naked and smothered in chocolate.
Oh well Skip - looks like the threesome's cancelled......it'll just have to be you and me, from now on. 
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06-05-2003, 01:15 PM
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Woot SKIP.......HEAVEN HEAVEN.........................
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