Reviving an oldy...post your sexual want ad here...exactly what you want....


Submissive Bastard male
seeks cuff baring woman
to bind, gag and abuse...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Fairly normal NiceGuy looking for the girl next door. Has to be herself and able to dish out the sarcastic comments as well as take them. Needs to be able to cook and clean without complaint but also have the cooking and cleaning done for her.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

Moody Bitch seeks submissive male for love/hate relationship

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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Daring dick desires devilish damsel doing delightfully dirty deeds.

Mine might go something like this...

Passionate Pa seeks pantiless posteriored
gals for paddle and pain.

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Life is intensely passionate

Seeking mute supermodel that owns her own micro brewery and has liberal minded sister that owns or works in lingerie store.

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CasperTG seeks someone willing....




CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

Seeking:

One with ability to please and be pleased simultaneously. One who takes pleasure from giving. No holds barred......but nothing too painful as well. Must be willing to try new things and have the patience to try again.

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

me want you. you want sex. you not want move in my place. you have own car. you no have kid.

errrr.

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Live for today, and lick it tonight.

I need a girl that will be faithful and love me for who I am. preferably someone who likes some of the same stuff I do and is VERYVERYVERYVERY forgiving(i make mistakes lots...read my "Gimme A Hobby" thread and the first few sentances explain). someone who lives close to me and is around the same age, preferably a little older though. and of course, someone who will satisfy my sexual desires and fantasies!

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-Oz

have you met my friend lilith?

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-Oz

Basically it is simple...looking for a good boy that knows when to be bad... but can be good at both!

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Sexy Person desired, must be clean(with papers), open minded in religon, sex, and household duties, enjoy the out of doors and spending time at animal related activities. Penis optional.

Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

Wanted: Plane ticket money and info on how to respond to some of these ads.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Wanted:...........oh wait, I've already got her

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!