I was not sure if this had ever been done...I have the answers to this just thought it would be interesting to see what everyone comes up with before posting them!! LOL if this is a repeat just let me know

Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with 'f ' and ends with 'u-c-k'?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in ' u-n-t ' and one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four-letter word begins with 'f' and ends with' k', and if
you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in 'it ' and is found on the bottom
of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men
than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

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Could number 8 be some sort of candy bar? Almond Joy has two nuts.

1. Talk

2. Legs

3. $

4. ??

5. a. Aunt*
b. Bunt
c. Hunt
d. Runt
e. ??

6. Dig holes

7. Fork

8. ??

9. ??

10. Name


I should have known Sharni would beat me here. It looks like No. 8 is the sticker.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NOPE!!!!


YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!!!!!

1. Fuck
2. Tits
3. A cock (although the 6" part is variable )
4. Fuck
5. a) Cunt b) Runt c) Hunt d) Punt e) Woman
6. Dogshit
7. Fuck
8. A cock! (again, variable length!)
9. Shit
10. A dick.

I thought these were easy! Guess it must be that higher intellect of mine

CasperTG
C'mon, everyone loves a smartass!

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
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So, will we ever know what #8 is?

LOL! Cabrylla!!!!!! What's #8?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

What is number 8, really?

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

I think Scarlett is right about #8. An Almond Joy candy bar.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Do they make them that size?

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Shall we measure, Denny?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney