Heard this one last weekend...Ah the wonderful dialogue of porn....

Have any favorite porn lines you would like to share??

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

You just knew I had to reply to this one !!!

*in best German accent although not typing in German* "oooh yar ist goooood" gotta love those foreign imports

"mmmmmmmm ooooo yeah spit on my arse hole you dirty bitch"

"Pull it out I want to lick my shit of your cock"

and finaly form those odd Dutch films I've managed to see where there's commentry dubbed over the action !!

"You can tell by her face she is loving this"

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

"you so nasssssssssss-ty" said in my best Rocco Italian sexy impression~Anal Stoies 1-381746782823564865 lol


There is a spanking scene in #6 makes me damp just thinking about it

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Lesbian scene where one lady is bent over the back of a couch with the other standing behind her. The lady bent over hollers "oooh yeah, fuck my ass with your nipple. Yeah, stick it all the way in".

All the way in?

My wife and I still say that to each other. Always gets a chuckle.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

One girl to a girl wearing a strap-on...

"Ram that cock in my pussy pleeeease. I believe I said RAM!"

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

She to him: "Smack my ass.....oh yeah....smack me with authority".

He to her: I'll ram you so hard you won't need a smack......who's your daddy"?


*****To Whom It May Concern: *When I ask to be spanked, don't ever ask me, "Who's your daddy"?!!!!!!!!!*****

ROFLMFAO!!!!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Was watching an episode of Mad TV when they put on a skit paradoy of "Wizard of Oz".

In the skit, Dorothy met yet another person on the road, and eventually he took her behind the bushes, and she was shouting "Oh, I don't ever want to go hojme", while he was shouting "Who's the wizard? Who's the wizard?"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

LOL......gekkogecko did you see it when they did a parody of the Moses movies with some playing Prince, "Now that's what I call a burning bush" and then he "parted" a chicks legs. OMG so damn funny!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LOL!!!

That's awesome!!!

CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

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Watched an ol' x-rated film one time and the gal, in frustration over the guy seemingly not able to get an erection, said, "Could somebody get me a carrot?"

I believe my all time favorite is "Bitch, I'm ready to fuck now".

rabbit

there's dialogue in porn I knew I was missing something

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

From an oldie called "Sinful Six-way," a well-endowed African-American man tells a petite white blonde, "I'm going to take a ride through Uranus." She says, "How are you going to get up there?" He says, "I'm not talking about the planet, shuga, I'm talking about that ass of yours."

Simply classic.

Who's ya daddy is a classic but I don't think I'd ever use it. *LOL* This isn't from a porno - that I'm aware of - but more a play on dialogue from that great cult flick 'From Dusk Till Dawn'

"Ok you hard fuckers, let's fuck hard"

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

Spit on my pussy