Every now & then,I see a bumper sticker that takes my eye.I saw
this yesterday,but I think that I saw it after VN!It had a peace
symbol,and said"The footprint of the American Chicken!" Irish
P.S.That was funny,to a hawk like me.I have seen many good ones.Enter any that struck you,particularly.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

We get a catalog every 3 months. In it are bumper stickers.... here are a few of them...

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Heaven won't accept me. Hell's afraid I'll take over
Save a Tree, Eat A Beaver
Your village called and said the idiot is missing...

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

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Cheyanne- Seems the same ones stick in your mind too. I've seen all of them except the baseball one.

Honk If Anything Falls Off

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

Horn Broken… Watch For Finger

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i ordered one that says:

nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace.

now i need a car...

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

I saw this one on the back of a van.

Ilove to give homemade gifts,
Which one of my kids would you like?

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

I think my favorite (and it shows my age), when Reagan ran for governor in California against Pat Brown there was a bumper sticker that read ... "If it's Brown, flush it."

Regardless of you politics ... it was cute.

i saw one the other day that said

"stop following me"

it was rather amusing XD

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don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster.

human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. that kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?

I've always like this one: My other car's a broom

And I have giggled at:
Imagine Whirrled Peas
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable
Boldly Going Nowhere...
Honk if you love silence

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Jesus loves you- everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Ass, grass or gas....no one rides for free! (can't believe ya'll didn't mention this one)

My other car.........is at the bottom of the lake and he's in the trunk. I wanted this one and he wouldn't give it to me!

March...It comes in like an orangutan and goes out like an emu. Times have changed!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Laugh if you want to...but it's paid for

If you can read this...your too fucking close

Go ahead...pass me...I'll see you at the red light

Saw a car yesterday driven by a young lady ...

"If you're close enough to read this ... unzip."

Oops ...

Bought for wife's car,years ago.-"My wifes other car is a broom!"
Sticker on oldest daughters car,that I gave her on her birthday,
years ago.-"Don't laugh,it's paid for!"
Wifes favorite.-"I may be going slow,but I'm ahead of you!"
My favorite(probably,because of my street-fighting background)
In my drugstore parking lot,I have seen many vehicles,with a
sticker,that says-My son/daughter,is an Honor Student at ??
school.The one that I liked best was a van,with a sticker,in the
rear window.It said-My son/daughter isn't on the Honor Role,but
they can kick the shit out of your kid that is! Irish
P.S.My wife wouldn't put that sticker,on her car,but she gave me the money,for it.It's the thought that counts!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

My favorite is a political statement:

"I feed on the flesh of the living. And I vote"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.