Ok, before I catch any slack. LOL. I am posting these that I got in an email for Blondecurlgirl, and figured some others would like to see them. They were sent to me in an email by a friend, so without further ado, here they are.

Well, the brilliant blondes finally got together and got back at the
brunettes for all those blonde jokes. Here's their revenge:

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-Bagging it.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

And the last one that I heard along time ago, for the comeback to a Blonde Joke.

Why are there so many Blonde Jokes?
It gives Brunettes and Redheads something to do on a Friday and Saturday night.

LOL. (Going and hiding before the tomatoes and other vegetables get thrown at me)

Enjoy.

Tee hee! Thanks for the excellent jokes!

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As a blonde, I can certainly tell you, DallasLiving, that I appreciated this thread, although I myself have been known to tell a good blonde joke or two.

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(his voice coming from somewhere inside the forum) Is it safe to come out of hiding then? LMAO

Cool, good jokes. Thanks

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DallasLiving---Some "Blonde"jokes are taken as just that,JOKES!
Both of my daughters are blonde,and I always e-mail them any
blonde jokes.I MYSELF am&always have been blonde.Actually,my
personal,sexual preferance,is for brunettes.Analizing this,that is probably because my daughters are blonde. Irish

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