Reading through some of the other threads...I came across a part were ya'll were talkin about the way people talk. Well here is a few I have heard...


"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
" I'll slap you so hard,Your clothes will be out of style."
"This'll jar your preserves."
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"Gooder than grits"
"She's uglier than homemade soup."
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"A hectic schedule keeps you "busier than a can covering doo-doo on a marble floor."

Have yall heard any worth mentioning?

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

madder than an ole wet hen

sour as a pole cat eatin persimmons

nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

how about:

madder than an ole wet hen
thier so ugly they could knock a dog off a gut wagon
i'll hit you so hard it'll knock you clean into next week
and how about the mating call of the south
Shiite i'm so drunk!

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Shankin in my boots
happier than a pig in shit
cutier than a bug
don't hog the shine
easier than a 2 bit whore
well, shut my mouth!

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Do any of you girls like cowboys?



I'm at work and the firewall won't let me chat, Sigh...PM's and e-mail ok

hotter than a two dollar whore workin overtime

colder than a witch's tit

harder than a one legged man in an ass kickin contest

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."

Yeah we goina take a ride in the holler

but its not far over yonder lol

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when life hand you an orange make SCREW DRIVERS

Busier than a one-armed paper-hanger
well, dip me in shit & call me Stinky

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

pfft. amateurs.

mental blank, but god they were good.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

"so sad,could bring a tear to a glass eye!"
"like a pound of mince (beef) hanging on a hook!"
"so tight(mean) he could fart Jingle Bells"
"not as green as he/she is cabbage looking"

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

"Cheap? He's so tight you couldn't drive a greased toothpick up his ass with a 20 pound sledge!"

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Your as thick as a brick.
Your as dense as a forest.
Your as dim as a 25 watt light bulb.
I could have it done while you were thinking about it........

"If you threw him in the creek, you'd skim ugly for two weeks!"

"He's so tight (cheap) his asshole squeaks when he takes a shit."

"Ugly as sin."

"She's so fine it makes my tongue hard!"

"Drink water? Fish fuck in that stuff!"

"I'll kick your ass so hard, you're gunna' have to take your shit off to take a shit."

"Oh baby! Sit on my face, I think I love ya'!"

Comshaw

"If you threw him in the creek, you'd skim ugly for two weeks!"

"He's so tight (cheap) his asshole squeaks when he takes a shit."

"Ugly as sin."

"She's so fine it makes my tongue hard!"

"Drink water? Fish fuck in that stuff!"

"I'll kick your ass so hard, you're gunna' have to take your shit off to take a shit."

"Hotter then a two dollar pistol on a Saturday night."

"Dumber than a stump."

Comshaw