Might want to copy this for future reference.

Words Women Use

FINE --This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about, but need to shut you up. Never use FINE to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES -- This is half an hour. (It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so we feel it is an even trade.)

NOTHING --This means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down and backwards. NOTHING usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE.

GO AHEAD (with eyebrows raised)--This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE.
GO AHEAD (with normal eyebrows)--This means, "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow GO AHEAD in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH --This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A LOUD SIGH means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you over NOTHING.

SOFT SIGH -- Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. SOFT SIGHS are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY --This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. THAT'S OKAY means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retribution for whatever itis that you have done. THAT'S OKAY is often used with the word FINE and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow GO AHEAD. (At some point inthe near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big Trouble).

PLEASE DO --This is not a statement, it is an offer. (A woman is gibing you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever itis that you have done.) You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a THAT'S OKAY.

THANKS --Awoman is thanking you. (Do not faint, just say Your Welcome.)

THANKS A LOT --This is much different than THANKS. (A woman will say THANKS A LOT when she is really ticked off at you.) It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will be followed by the LOUD SIGH. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the LOUD SIGH, as she will only tell you NOTHING.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

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and we mere males are suppose to be complicated

SHEESH!

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

true in every country!!!!!!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

My guy says I have the best sighs! When he's acting especially juvenile, I just give a resigned sigh. It doesn't stop him usually, but my point's been made!

Guess I'm a little off then. I grew up surrounded by guys and don't have the mannerisms of females. I usually tell you what's wrong and why it's wrong and maybe even what you need to do to fix it.

I on the other hand have had the misfortune of having to figure all that out without the aid of any training manual, and let me just say school of hard knocks is an understatement.

But they are all very true!!

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!