How to Sell Tooth Brushes


The kids filed back into class Monday morning.
They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Mary led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Sally was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of current events."
"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip &Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing. Hey, this tastes like shit! Then I would say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

I think it's hillarious!It appeals to,what my wife calls,my GROSS
sense of humor! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Yep, I thought so myself. 'Tis potty humor.

I could see it coming, but it's still funny.

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"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious, of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society highly values its normal man. It educates children to lose themselves and to become absurd, and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years." R. D. Laing, The Politics of Experience. ********** Transylvanian Roulette The Awful Truth The Delinquents

Little Johnny is my hero, after Marvin the Martian.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

LMFAO!

Good one!

rabbit

LOL. Wench, that is funny.

We are so sick ....i laugh for a while on that one....but little johnny is my altime favorite of jokes.

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