What is the worst thing you ever did to get into someone's pants?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Told her I was a Nascar driver. It worked!

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Define 'worst'!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

ohhhhhhhhhh H@rd Rock you mean you aren't


Aqua~ I believe you are familiar with the path to the dungeon......use it

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Well, I do keep drivin' until I get to Victory Lane

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

But will you be able to take a victory lap?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Well I must say I went through a few years were I considered women the vermin of the earth and only good for one thing (before you start throwing your panties, I am reformed). Anyway...I may have pulled the ole' "I love you till I die trick" once or twice...but I am not really sure....sometimes I was like a ventriloquist....with Jose' Q doing the talking.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I unzipped them!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Why, I NEVER!

*fanning myself and pulling out my silver painted pseudo halo/hanger*

All I ever did was say, "I want........", and before I could finish my sentence.......the pants came off! Even if I really only wanted a drink of water!

Hey! I'm human, ain't I? Would you say, "Um, no hon. I just wanted some water", after he went to all that trouble? Well........I didn't think so!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

What do you mean "the worst thing..." I though all was fair in LOVE and WAR.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

This topic came up because my local radio guys had a contest to see who did the most discpicable thing to get in someone's pants.

One guy faked gay.........

He and 4 friends had $500 riding on who could get in this lady's pants first. It was double or nothing if you caould get some sort of evidence.

So while all the other guys went after her this one guy played gay for 3 months. Doing the best friend thing til she started saying she could "convert" him. So he put her off just a bit even then. Finally he tells her he want to give in and try a woman just once.........and since it's his only time he will ever have sex with a girl it would be really nice to have pics to remember it by Slick bastard...... won $1000!!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Women dont usually have to do anythign but breath in order to get sex. Men have to work for it.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

That's not exactly true...there are situations in which even the most incredible amount of hinting won't produce the desired result.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

well I guess I must be unique, I just let nature take its course.


Hey it has worked thus far.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Maybe the women can take one look at you, horseman, realize how incredible you'd be, and fall at your feet.

Lucky you. ~sigh~

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author