I have heard gaggles of women talking around my office for years and years about getting bad sex. Me as a man thought they were always just being bitchy. I thought, man if my dick is getting wet, aint noffin bad about it... Well I am going to apologize to all of them right now. I am not whining about it, but I have been getting bad sex lately...I have come to the conclusion that I would rather go dry than have sex with someone who just doesnt get into it....

Ok I am done bitching...

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Very well stated, STO. Amen.

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- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Such a waste...........

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STO---The question that you should ask them is how do they know the difference between bad&good sex.Do they have enough
experience to know the difference? Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Yes, there's nothing worse than bad sex--you know, the kind where, when it's over, you ask yourself, "Why did I bother???" At least when you're giving *yourself* attention, you can fantasize about a willing partner who seems to know the right things to do and say.

Of course, skip, with that new avatar, I'd be a little scared of you.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Well.........now I've heard it all!

I can die a woman who HAS heard it all!

But..........before I do......care to give it a go with me skip? I promise you wouldn't cum away feeling anywhere near what you are feeling now!

Oh my! Did I say that out loud?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Inside voice, Lixy! Inside voice!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

LMAO! Do I even have one of those IAKG? OMG!!!!! Too funny G/F!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

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The first time I had sex, I knew it was bad sex, You just know these things, I think it is more like instinct, and less about knowing good and bad.

We have a worthwhile crusade.

There is clearly more bad sex out there than good sex.

What shall we do?

1/ Good sex should be like charity - starts at home
2/ The UN have goodwill ambassadors - who's signing up to be their goodsex ambassador?

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

Um....................No Answer skip???????

Did I just have bad sex too?..........Bad communication sex, even??????

I know IAKG! I know!!!!!!!!!! Inside voice!

Just hate when I get no answer.......inside OR outside voice!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I think he's trying to keep it out of his mind, Lixy...the whole out-of-sight thing.

Sometimes that inside voice *needs* to come out, though--you'll never get something unless you ask for it.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Sometimes you get more attention with a whisper...........

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Guess I've been told!

Shutting up now!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*NOT A WHISPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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~Thomas Dewar~