Ever wake in the morning........after a one night stand.....or after several dates.......and want to chew your arm off just to get out from under him/her?

*Coyote Ugly* The act of being in a trap and knawing an appendage off to escape!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

NO... absolutely nut!!

(damn, it's tough to type with one hand....)

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

No they say the girls all get better at closing time, but if you can't drink they come in ugly and leave just as ugly.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

okay.. I am not being touchy..

That phrase... Coyote Ugly... completely offends me.. in fact.. so much so that words fail me. (You know how the word "C*nt" offends many, this too me is MUCH worse)

I am not the "pretty" woman at the bar.... IF I bother to go to a bar, I would most likely be found in the corner with a group of friends with my back to the crowd... in fact.. I would be willing to wager that I am MUCH closer to the Coyote side of the spectrum than I am to the other. NO.. I do not say that out of low self esteem but instead based on my own experience.

I can only imagine how NICE it must be to not wake up in the morning and wonder whether or not he would describe you as Coyote Ugly. Oh yeah, before anyone says it I completely agree that anyone who would think that isn't worth my time... but it is obvious that there are... the terms existence proves it.

I don't give a shit how much chemicals someone puts in their body (whether they be legal or otherwise), if they wake up in the morning and think for a single instance that the person (Male or Female) beside them is unworthy of being there... I would say that the person thinking it is far more hedious that the other.

sorry for the rant.. just a nerve.. because I am not the pretty girl.

Absolutely not!!!!!!!!!!! How disgusting even to think of it.

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Missy