Ummmm some of you know about my fecking wolf......well this morning I crept quietly into the living room on my way to the kitchen and nearly slipped and busted my ass.............on the carpet!!!!!!!

Now knowing that was not a good sign I hobbled to turn the light on only to discover the bitch had stolen a bottle of Astroglide(lube) and eaten it all over the living........imagine the spurts and squirts everywhere from when her teeth first punctured the bottle!!!! Yikes!!!!!

Any clean up tips?????????

and Sharni can I have my sign please!!!!!?

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Oh Boy... I bet she is in the dog house now.. actually I would put her outside and keep her there for the next 24 hours at least.. just imagine what that astroglide is gonna do to her insides... YIKES... just imagine what you will be in store for tomorrow morning if you don't keep her out tonight.. YUCK!!

I wish I had some suggestion as to how to clean that mess up.. no doubt it will take a good chunk of your time today to do so..

Sorry Lilith... not the best way to start off the morning.

Astroglide + Dog Saliva Does not equal Doggy style lube.

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I don't know if this works on Astroglide, but if you dump a bunch of baking soda on many wet stains on carpet and let it sit until the stain is completely dried, well something about the soda pulls the stain into it and you can vacuum it up .... I don't think it would hurt it to try it anyway. Hope you find the perfect solution!

Scrape it off with a knife first, then lend out a washing vacuum. If not yet removed, you could continue with humid carpet cleansing powder (carpet has to be completely dry before vacuuming).

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Here's your sign

Oopppppss...to the doghouse for that poochie *LOL*

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Thanks for all the ideas (and Sharni for my sign)..........I will be more careful with my sexual parphenalia in the future

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

*lightbulb goes off

:gld: I have an idea!! :gld:


















Take your ass




and




slide across the puddle of Astroglide.






Then have fun with the hubby and worry about the stain later. You shouldn't let all the good lube go to waste! hehe
LOL

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